What is
Gregg Wallace
doing?

It's 23:47, so...

...he's soundly sleeping. Safe in the knowledge he's made an impact on the people around him.

Coda

This web app is the result of Mike Coats taking another simple joke way past the point of being funny. The source code for this project is available for criticism over on Github, released under the GNU Affero General Public License.

The story that inspired the viral pile-on was published by the Torygraph and ripped apart on social media so much so that even the Grauniad reported on it.