It's 19:16, so...
...he's cooking dinner and drinking. Not excessively, mind. Just a pint of beer, then some wine and then maybe a whisky or a brandy.Coda
This web app is the result of Mike Coats taking another simple joke way past the point of being funny. The source code for this project is available for criticism over on Github, released under the GNU Affero General Public License.
The story that inspired the viral pile-on was published by the Torygraph and ripped apart on social media so much so that even the Grauniad reported on it.